Texas, at its longest point is 791 miles wide. The red is everything that’s 791 miles from Texas. 

Texas, at its longest point is 791 miles wide. The red is everything that’s 791 miles from Texas. 

re: witnessing an argument on huge conference calls

re: witnessing an argument on huge conference calls

"Let’s not kid ourselves: The college admissions game is not primarily about the lower and middle classes seeking to rise, or even about the upper-middle class attempting to maintain its position. It is about determining the exact hierarchy of status within the upper-middle class itself."

William Deresiewicz, Don’t Send Your Kid to the Ivy League

Interesting piece in the New Republic 

kitty thoughts: aaaah AAAAAAA aha

me thoughts: tonight I am going to SCHWA!!! aaaah AAAAAAA ahahaha

kitty thoughts: aaaah AAAAAAA aha

me thoughts: tonight I am going to SCHWA!!! aaaah AAAAAAA ahahaha

Chef Steps - Perfect Yolks Recipe

this is basically egg porn

"Obsession is not about feeling, it’s about invention. And the more you obsess, the more it becomes about the act of creative overthinking, about circular thought patterns, about neuroticism, about trying desperately to control something that’s completely out of your control."

(Source: The Awl)

Please Help Me Ja Rule →

two inputs: how thug are you feeling? how emotional are you feeling?

one output: the perfect ja rule song

Ellen Terry

Ellen Terry

  • Q: What is the strangest true fact about the universe that we typically don't consider everyday?
  • A: The fact that anything exists at all is quite troubling, really.

Billy Collins - Litany

Great reading and pretty hilarious