Kevin Costner, in the best movie ever.
(Version One: Take a shot every time you see a harpoon or explosion.
Version Two: Take a shot every time something that defies at least three laws of science or logic happens. Go to hospital.)
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- Brad: Who do you think is the hottest Disney character?
- Nick: Oh dude, Ariel, hands down.
- B: Psssht. You can't pork a fish!
- N: But what about in human form? She's a redhead too.
- B: (Ignoring Nick) Well, maybe she can just jack you off with her fin...