“Women always say, ‘We look at guys sexually, too.’ Women have no idea. They have no clue whatsoever. It’s like the difference between shooting a bullet and throwing it. If women had any idea, even for a second, of how men really looked at them, they would never stop slapping us.” — Larry Miller (via theshalom)
First day of school and I already kind of want to quit.
“That’s right,” says Emma. “I’m like a psychologist as well as a nurse. Sometimes my customer lies down, I see the tears, and I say, ‘What’s the matter?’ They say, ‘I just broke up with my boyfriend.’ And I say, ‘So what!? I just give you a new bikini! New page! Now you go get another guy!’ ” —
Emma Potievski Sherby, Philly’s ‘Queen of Brazillian Wax’
Hehe, cute quote. (Apparently, I’m all about the waxing stories today.)